I'm just gonna keep this as short as I can:
Dear Male YouTube Makeup Tutorial Viewers,
Leaving comments on makeup tutorials that sound something like, "This makeup is caked on, I love my women natural" or "I wouldn't take this girl home! She won't look the same in the morning!" -- is stupid and egotistical, and really kind of patronising. No, you don't sound like a nice guy lookin' for a natural beauty. You sound like a dickhead.
I don't like girls who wear makeup, natural is the best: Please, go find one. Be happy with her. Leave the girls who DO wear makeup alone now.
This girl wouldn't even look the same in the morning!: You, sir, are an absolute douchebag. This comment implies that 1) you would have a one-night stand with anyone if she just looked pretty at first sight, which makes you shallow; and 2) you wouldn't even have the decency to get to know her after you realise you've slept with someone who isn't a runway model. Absolute douchebag.
I wouldn't want my girlfriend to put on this much: Okay, why would the YT guru care about what you'd want your girlfriend to do? 1) you sound like a chauvinist, 2) the YT guru isn't your girlfriend so gtfo, and 3) nobody else cares.
This makeup is skanky/ugly/whorish/whatever: That little red X you see in the corner? Yeah. Click it. Video vanish! Betcha didn't know that spiffy trick.
In the end, males-watching-makeup-tutorial-videos-and-making-shitty-comments, this is the deal: we don't put on makeup just to please you. And I personally do not put on makeup just so I can get comments from men along the lines of, "You're a hot Asian bitch, I'd wanna come on your face."
No. Not classy. It's also known as sexual harassment. Yes, even as a comment on YouTube. So no thanks.
PS: I don't even make YT makeup tutorials, but I'm sick of scrolling through comments and finding 3 out of 5 pages of this complete bullshit. And asking, LOL I'm a guy, why am I watching this? is just bizarre. How would I know why you're watching a YouTube makeup video?
My makeup isn't about you.
My makeup is about me.
Have a nice day, asshole. (Or not.)
Long story short: Men need to stop assuming that the sole reason women get sassed up is to find a boyfriend, husband, or sex partner. Sir, you are not -- I repeat, NOT -- the center of my fucking universe. I'M the center of my fucking universe. Goodbye.